i remember during highschool a guy started a rumour that i was dating him and people would come up to me and say “u guys are so cute together” and i was like “Wtf why who” and they were like “u and ur bf!” and i panicked because i forget shit alot and i was all “omg i forgot my own boyfriend” then i realised that i didnt have one to begin with and i was pretty much all

but after angrily staring at him for a good two days during class he came up to me and apologised and when he did i couldnt remember why cause i already forgot